Contest: create your own Memorable, Interesting, Lovable Flavor

Ben & Jerry's (now with breast milk)

On Tuesday, PETA sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Ice Cream asking them to dump dairy and go with human milk instead.

So while Ben & Jerry figure out what they're going to do with all those cows (not to mention where they're going to get enough lactating women), I thought we could help them out by coming up with some names for their new creation.

Here are a few of my ideas:
  • "Mother's Finest" - The finest chocolate and vanilla ice creams harmoniously blended together.

  • "Bosom Buddies" - What else, but two great tastes that taste great together. A generous portion of Reece’s Pieces paired with a marvelous milk chocolate ice cream.

  • "Double D Delight" - A cookies 'n cream variation that uses Double Stuf Oreos.
All of these would be available in a celebrity branded whole or skim breast milk variety according to the matrix below:



You can head over to Ben & Jerry's suggestion form to give them your best flavor idea or post them here by clicking on the post a comment link.

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