Crappy gift idea from Germany

Thanks to @someecards, I found this treat in my twitter feed today.  Leave it to the Germans to incorporate most of the bodily functions into children's games.  I'm not sure what they're saying in the commercial, but it looks like the object of "Kackel Dackel", is to get the dog to eat and poop.


Here's another game from the same company called "Snotty Snotter" where you try to pick as many boogers from the guy's nose before his brain explodes out of his head.


And yet another game called "Schweine Schwarte" where you try to stuff a pig chef with as many hamburgers without making his stomach explode.



If you're on my naughty list this year, you're probably going to be getting one of these as your gift this year.

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